I realized today that I have the most awesome healthcare plan ever.  It’s Biblical, even.

That is, I don’t have health insurance.

But if something terrible happens to me, I have a contingency plan: whatever needs dulling will be dosed with beer and wine, per Proverbs 31:6 “Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!” (NIV)

Not bad, eh?

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