Talking with a friend tonight about her man woe’s, I was reminded of an application for a relationship that I wrote with a friend a year ago, more or less as a joke.  And I looked it over and can’t help but laugh at the absurdity.  And so, I decided to post it for you to enjoy.  It tried to cover every corner we could think of where you might run into problems with a relationship.  It might also be 4 pages long of almost all essay questions, with requests to “attach additional pages as necessary.”

Please note: I would never actually give this to anyone.

Application for Partner Relationship

Comments? Questions? Suggestions? A filled application you want to turn in?

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