[Note: My fingernails are a beautiful silvery purple colour called “Applause.”]

I’ve been telling friends about my plans to find Summer Boyfriend 2012.  I tell them I’m looking for someone to go-round with this summer, to buy me ice cream and coffee.  And then if he does a good enough job, he’s up for a potential extension for the Fall.

I’m not really serious, though.  I would never date someone with the intention of breaking up with him at the end of a set period of time.  But it is fun to see the looks.  And there’s nothing better than a good title for something/someone.  Summer Boyfriend 2012 has a nice sound to it, eh?